The Yorkshire Ripper

Half Dickhead. Half Old Romantic. Half bad at Fractions.

Here we go again. Still time for the 27 club.

Got my shins done.

Got my shins done.

Do it.
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs.